5 very simple meal ideas if you have 0 cooking skills whatsoever and little money.

Breakfast: Oatmeal. Boil the water (you know, put it on high heat and wait until the bubbles come up). Take a package of predone oatmeal, like Quakers, and put it in a bowl. Add the water to your preferred consistency. Stir. Wait until it cools.

Alternative Breakfast -- cereal and milk. You know how this works.

Lunch: Peanut Butter and Jelly Tortillas. Take a tortilla, put peanut butter to taste. Add Jelly. Roll, making sure the bottom edge is folded over. Enjoy.

Dinner: BOXED Mac and Cheese. Boil the water. Add the pasta, cooking for 6-10 minutes, depending on what the box says. Strain. Add in butter, milk, and the cheese, depending on box's instructions.

Nachos. Also good as a snack. Take beans -- black beans are best, and drain some of the liquid. Put them in a pot along with some cheese, usually cheddar is best but you can experiment. Turn the heat on medium and stir until the cheese is melted.

Take some chips -- ones with a light lime flavor are delicious but also cool ranch or just regular corn chips, and cover a plate with them. Pour your bean and cheese mixture on the chips.

Add your toppings. Personally, I just like to cut up some cherry tomatoes -- in half -- and add salt and pepper, but if you like other things, by all means, go to town.

Enjoy. 

And that's it. Super simple and cheap meals to keep you from starving. Good luck and happy "cooking"!

~ E